soundiing:

kawkwardd

OMG IM DYING

relahvant:

elasticitymudflap:

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oh yeah mister krabs

is this 50 shades of grey

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regenderate:

hiram-mcdaniels-for-mayor:

jaclcfrost:

let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too

and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?

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Q

officialpooemoji asked:

What is your favorite way to eat eggs

A

dennys:

mouth

necrophilofthefuture:

why dream big and get let down when u can aim for mediocrity and achieve it <333
necrophilofthefuture:

why dream big and get let down when u can aim for mediocrity and achieve it <333
necrophilofthefuture:

why dream big and get let down when u can aim for mediocrity and achieve it <333
necrophilofthefuture:

why dream big and get let down when u can aim for mediocrity and achieve it <333

necrophilofthefuture:

why dream big and get let down when u can aim for mediocrity and achieve it <333

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kimkanyekimye:

Kanye is everything!!!
kimkanyekimye:

Kanye is everything!!!
kimkanyekimye:

Kanye is everything!!!
kimkanyekimye:

Kanye is everything!!!
kimkanyekimye:

Kanye is everything!!!
kimkanyekimye:

Kanye is everything!!!

knittinginpublic:

Do not hate the kids who read Wuthering Heights because of Twilight.
Do not hate the kids who support LGBTQ rights because of Glee.
Do not hate the kids who call themselves feminists because of Beyonce. 
Do not hate the kids who read LotR because of GoT. 
Do not hate the kids who question beauty standards because of All About that Bass. 

Support them. Encourage them. Protect them at all costs. 
I don’t care how you learned it. You are learning good things. 

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mothballmilkshake:

When I’m dating a man I’m no longer bisexual

Just like when I’m at home, I’m no longer employed

Or when I’m not studying I’m no longer a student.

Mmm object impermanency 

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"She is the definition of a mensch: a person of integrity and honor. She’s a hooker with a heart of gold, minus the hooker part" - Maya Rudolph on Natasha Lyonne (x)

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